GAME CHANGE!!

The universe woke me up at around 2 am—and boy if that doesn’t give you a toothache—and I grasped at that moment that I’m on the wrong path with this Challenge. The Being versus Nothingness Challenge doesn’t have answers, it has winners.

Your task is to decide if an item holds its own and may be awarded Being over Nothingness. I don’t have to tell you, of course, that you can’t choose Being as the winner for obvious reasons, like monetary value. You must choose the winner based on things like blackmail- or joke- potential, usefulness as a weapon, possible emotional scarring, mock-worthiness, fabulousness, etc.

And, hey! This is important! Relegating something to Nothingness—a nebulous, confusing, and probably stupid concept—mustn’t be a snap decision you make over a bowl of Lucky Charms. (which turns the milk greeny-gray, not a good sign). No. You must choose carefully which things you wish to ridicule and belittle.


Okay, so let's try this.


Which wins?

BEING

or...

NOTHINGNESS?

This does not count towards your Total Cosmic Score