Total Cosmic Score Leaderboard: Week One

Each Sunday I’ll be posting a breakdown of the number of points that you could have earned to date towards your Total Cosmic Score. Your score—this week, anyway-- reflects your self-esteem.

Since the BvN Challenge just started, a perfect score is a measly 8. I’ll go ahead and take responsibility for that. After today, I’ll try to spread responsibility and guilt around.

Total Points Possible: 8

“Example:” 2

Challenge One: 5

Challenge One Bonus: 1*

Your Score

8: No one likes you.

7: You’re nice and everything, but people get nervous around you because they aren’t sure when you’re going to go off the tracks.

6: You are devastated by the essential unfairness and cruelty of life.

5: You have a grasp of realism that people like, but that varies with the situation.

4: There is no 4; don’t be an idiot.

3: You have a way with baked goods.

2: You’re doing okay and take being lied to with good humor.

1: You see details but not the big picture, and, once again, no one likes you.

0: No one got zero. Just because.

*If you claimed the 15 cosmic points for knowing what the fortune said, the forces of the universe are giving you furtive looks and deciding what to do with you next.