The B&NC Team has decided to unite and strive for a less godless universe (for now) and tell everyone a bit about themselves.
As a whole they’re a pessimistic and narcissistic group, so to keep each biography to fewer than 16,000 words I’ve decided to have them describe one another. We’re drawing names out of a hat. I thought this would be a good exercise in rational investigation of truth, but they are supposed to keep it upbeat.
I asked if they’d like to have photos of themselves posted, and they agreed unanimously to never come to a consensus on that point. I have to step carefully here, because while each team member asserted that they were joining the project in the hopes of forwarding moral, logical, and epistemological principles for all mankind I think most of them are angling for decent health care plans.
Epistemological. Try saying that three times fast when you’re drunk.
