Being v. Nothingness: Challenge #3 Answer

It's a Space Monkey Surprise! It's both Nothingness AND Being!

NOTHINGNESS

WHY:

1. After a couple of weeks (a month, tops)even a truckload o' greeting cards cannot recapture the joy of the occasion. Nothing keeps a feeling around for more than a day or so without hormonal enhancement.

B. Your drawers and cubby holes are filled with stiff paper. They leak sorrow like saliva from some old dudes' mouth unless you resign yourself to their non-existence. Accept this, or your drawers and cubby holes will be forever wet and disgusting.

3. This used paper supplies yet more confirmation of your slow slide towards terminal memory loss ("Abby? Who's Abby?").

HOWEVER...

BEING also wins

WHY:

1. If you are one of those annoying individuals with ideas you may recycle them in a creative way.

B. If you insist, you may try to revive something awful like decoupage.

3. If you are poverty stricken, cheap, or aren't able to mooch off of your parents you can tear off the decorated side of the card and make it into a different greeting card with a little glue and a pair of pinking sheers.

Cosmic Points:
15 points if you saw the value of both Being and Nothingness in this Challenge

OR

3 points if you were lazy or shooting in the dark and chose the Space Monkey Surprise. You get points because you still made a choice.